The teem



The Team is a collection of misguided youths and homos who have sort of clumped together during their time at Pate's Grammar School in 2019.

Members of the Team
Although the line between Team members and outsiders is a little blurry, the generally accepted version among biologists consists of the members of the current WhatsApp group chat. There are eleven participants in the present group chat: Alex, Amy, Christelle, Cliona, Joseph, Leanne, Lewis, Millie, Oviya, Robyn and Xander (although Alex, Leanne and Lewis barely participate in the group chat because they're busy living their lives).

Indoor Activities
The Team spends most of their free periods lurking in the bottom floor of the sixth form study centre, the only floor on which you are allowed to eat chicken. Other locations the Team can be sighted in include that one table on the first floor and the languages corridor.

Many members of the Team enjoy playing card games, such as Speed, Cheat and Mao (although Millie doesn't like Mao because she's a little baby bitch boy). They also love being dazzled by Lewis' incredible card tricks, often involving producing the Three of Spades from somewhere at Millie's expense.

Another beloved pastime some members of the Team enjoy is Chess, or in Joe's case building little towers out of chess pieces not currently in play.

Outdoor Activities
When they're on the streets of Hester's Way, who knows what the Team are capable of. Mostly eating. They love food so, so, so fucking much, and have spent hundreds if not thousands of pounds collectively on obscene quantities of snackies and treats from the chain stores and eateries around the street. (Millie pays for lots of it though, being everyone's sugar daddy.)

Their primary destination is Greggs, followed by the Co-op (or as they like to call it, the Coop, because they think they're the funniest people alive and the only ones who have made that observation.)

Team Names
The current group chat name is 'Veug What Sam3 Thos Woth'. This name stems from a side-splittingly hilarious spelling mistake Amy made where she mispelled the word 'Bruh' as 'Beug'. The other members of the Team found this so funny that they made this the current chat name. Subsequent spelling mistakes made have since been gradually appended to the end of the name. This routine continued until the title exceeded the character limit, at which point Godders had misspelled Brug as Veug, allowing the cycle to begin anew.