Joseph

Joseph (aka. Joe) is a member of the Team. He fancies himself the group's comedian, although few if any of his jokes are appreciated by the Team at large. He is a walking meme and the most fun and crazy member of the Team. He has the least inhibitions out of the entire gang and is willing to do ridiculous and often dangerous things for comedy, including eating inedible objects and opening up shaken-up bottles of Coke outside. His fashion sense revolves around eye-straining colour combinations, hence his penchant for Hawaiian shirts. Because he doesn't like his dad, and has grown up without any male role models, he pretends the epic YouTubere and podcasters he likes are his role models, which is why he's so fucked in the head. He is the Jesse to Oviya's Walt. He also has the best music taste out of the entire Team.

Origin
Once upon a time, in the distant corners of the Milky Way, a planet made entirely of Hawaiian shirts exploded because somebody managed to out-pizza the Hut. One chunk of this planet hurtled through space until it entered the earth's atmosphere. This big-nosed meteor, as it turned out, was actually a boy, and when he landed in Chalford he was taken in by a family and named Mr. Joe. Joe joined the Team sometime in late 2018 when Millie (who he shared Chemistry classes with at the time) invited him to come to Film Appreciation Soc. Although the society was a little bit shit and died off after a few sessions, it was a pivotal moment in Joe's life as he found the company enjoyable. He then joined the Dungeons and Dragons sessions many of the Team's founding members attended, and the rest is history.

Traits
Joe is known for his very bizarre sense of humour, inspired by the likes of Filthy Frank and Eric Andre. He lives to confuse others, whether through his loud and disorienting dress sense or his actions being truly unpredictable at times. He has an obsession with strange looking creatures, and often references the most obscure pop culture figures he can simply because he knows nobody else understands them. He has been voted Worst Banter and Worst Memes in the team, and rightly so.

Abilities
As one of the only boys in the group, Joe has the power of male privilege on his side. He is also light-skinned to pass off as white (although he is often mistaken for Jewish), and so can take advantage of white privilege as well.

He can play the saxophone (alto sax) to an approximate Grade 8 standard and does so in the school's Jazz Orchestra and Big Band, being Alto 1 in the former and switching between the position of Alto 1 and Alto 2 as Mrs. Mew commands in the latter. He once played a solo in the Jazz Orchestra's performance of Megalovania, and in their performance of the Family Guy theme tune, and has at times claimed this to be his finest accomplishment.

He has an encyclopedic knowledge of videogames and gaming history, particularly in Nintendo. This is because he is an actual child who wasn't allowed to play GTA as a kid. He even did his EPQ on the topic, and got an A (although it was a low A because he fucked up the presentation at the end)

He has also gained a reputation for eating objects that one couldn't (or at least shouldn't) eat. No one knows why he does this, but it is incredibly funny. See this page for more details.

His ultimate ability, to look unmistakably dapper in even the most outrageous outfits. This results in him being the most dapper person 100% of the time.

Weaknesses
Arguably his greatest weaknesses is a total lack of common sense. While not an idiot, and in fact being respectably intelligent a lot of the time, he is known for his common sense underperforming in massive ways, such as the time he infamously ate the candle off his birthday cake thinking it was edible and therefore supposed to be eaten.

Memorable Moments

 * At one point he bought 60 cans of Coca-Cola because it was "good value for money", don't worry though, they were shared with the ENTIRE sixth form.
 * The summer of Robyn and Joe
 * Mixing every possible liquid and solid food in one disposable cup at Five Guys and then drinking it.
 * Being the liveliest member of the team
 * Submitting his EPQ over a month after the deadline.
 * When he wore as many Hawaiian shirts as possible to school and MeLtEd.
 * The traumatising incident when he was younger... of deep-throating a trumpet

Likes

 * Computers
 * Old school video games
 * Making art with computers @8bitalbumcovers
 * Being treated nicely
 * The word 'unleash'
 * Strange creatures i.e. the Globglogabgalab
 * Making meth with Oviya

Dislikes

 * Not being treated nicely
 * Deadlines
 * Wreck It Ralph: Ralph Breaks The Internet

Notable Quotes

 * "I get Millie's a dog but what's your reasoning"
 * "Nut, in my mouth."